Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Infidelity: Why I tell on cheaters.

You found out that you have been a participant in infidelity.

Do you speak up or back off?

Before I dive into this tricky situation, I want kiss the ass of my favorite podcast host, LGBT activist, and sex columnist, Dan Savage.  I'm bringing him up because, based on what I've read and listened to, this is typically the only topic we differ in opinion on. 

I'm a regular listener of the Savage Lovecast and I recommend it to anybody with sex or relationship questions. Dan and I have met a couple times: once when I was chucking my book at Aziz Ansari  and again when I cornered him after interviewing Roberta Kaplan so I could give him a copy of Just Another Number. 

All Dan knows of me is my hungry new author, my guerrilla marketing tactics and my clumsy, fangirl nervousness in meeting one of the  few role models I've had.  Dan is a wise, articulate, witty, and boldly unapologetic journalist whose work promotes equality, diversity, fair, humane, and compassionate treatment, as well as free, ethical, consensual love and sexuality. His podcast has taught me so much about organized my thoughts and emotions and handling my relationships. I have felt myself mature into a better person since discovering him a year ago. 
As the feminist offspring of the patriarchal south, Dan is the cool gay uncle I desperately wish I had growing up. He recognizes the entitlement, invasions, and sexual assault that women have been brainwashed to normalize and shrug off and encourages women to stand up for themselves. 

About two months ago, I was sexually assaulted. And about a month ago, unbeknownst to Dan, I was one of his callers. I had just found out that my assaulter had been released the day after his arrest with a slap-on-the-wrist harassment Misdemeanor. I was in this angry, helpless, frantic state. Reaching out to him was a comforting impulse.

To my surprise, I heard my voice on the next episode. Dan's advice was for me to contact the media- to bring the corruption of our justice system towards sexual predators to light. This had been my instinct, but his encouragement was my trigger. I contacted the local news and wrote an intense article about the incident, using my writing skills to personalize my story and guide readers through my journey. Despite the bit of slut shaming, victim blaming backlash, airing the truth was cathartic and empowering. I am now pressing charges and intend to file a lawsuit after trial. The publicity also connected me with other victims, many of which will be joining with me to bring attention to the frightening frequency of unpunished sexual abuse. Although I cannot speak for him, I believe his point was that there is power in publicity. This means that keeping corruption private is a detrimental enabler. 

However, when it comes to a role as the "other man" or "other woman" in cheating, Dan seems to have a different stance. I've heard several people call into his podcast that have found out that they have been the "other" in infidelity. Dan is very ethical with lying and deception. He does not condone cheating.  Like him, I support poly, open, and "monogamish" relationships. I think that monogamy is for far fewer than the people who practice it. I also think that "cheating" should not necessarily have to end a marriage. In fact, I think that one or two cheating incidents in a 20+ year marriage requires incredible restraint and commitment. What I disagree with is his usual policy of leaving a cheating situation, without letting the partner who is being cheated on know. He gives great reasons for it. Somebody's marriage isn't an outsider's business. The discrepancy could be one slip-up that's not worth destroying a family or life built together. The third party doesn't necessarily know all of the details and it is best to safely remove oneself and let people work their own union out.

I want to acknowledge that he is older than I am and has acquired a lot more wisdom and experience. He's been through a marriage and has raised a son. Especially with love, lust, and relationships,  I am open to being wrong. 

However, I have a solid snitching track record. 

I do not participate in cheating. However, I have been lied to and have later found out that I was the other woman. Every man who has involved me in cheating or has attempted to do so has been told on. I track down his significant other, approach her in a kind, empathetic manner, inform her of what's been going on, and offer to show her any evidence (photos, texts, emails) she needs. This has happened a handful of times. It never makes a difference right away. The pattern is that the woman will appear understanding with me until her boyfriend comes home to her. Then he tells her whatever lie he can muster. She stays with him. They break up about a few months to a year later, likely because I was not an isolated incident. She had suspected his infidelity long before I was in the picture. 

Here are the reasons I tell on cheaters: 

1. We should treat others the way we would want to be treated. 
If it were me, I would want to know. Would you? 

2. The worst case scenario far outweighs the best. 
If the relationship is open, then the information of infidelity won't destroy it. If the cheating is not worth destroying the union, then it will most likely survive a bit of infidelity with some counseling. In fact, it may bring them closer together. But relationships, especially marriage, require a great deal of sacrifice and compromise. A faithful partner who wants monogamy may be devoting the best years of his or her life, sacrificing time, money, travel, or career decisions for a person who is not upholding their trust. The cheater is being cruel and selfish. In no way is it fair to indulge in infidelity while their partner is robbed of the opportunity to be with somebody who shares their value for monogamy. 

3. Health risks.
There have been many circumstances in which a person assumes they are in a monogamous sexual relationship and then catches an STI because of a partner's infidelity. Although there is an outrageously  negative stigma towards them, STIs like Herpes and HIV are permanent. 

4. I would behave the same way in any other situation. 
If I saw a guy drug his date's drink at a bar, I would tell her and prevent her from leaving with him. If I saw somebody vandalize property, steal a purse, or kick a dog, I would confront them, capture footage, call the police, or do whatever it took to stop horrible things from happening. Sitting back and allowing somebody to be fooled into a false life with somebody is no different to me. If I see somebody wronging another person, I am proactive in defending the victim.

5. The end of a marriage is no longer the end of a life. 
The biggest worry I hear expressed about telling on a cheater is that it will ruin lives. If a life depended on a marriage, I doubt infidelity would end a marriage. Marriage was once essential.  Men married to reproduce and women married for economic survival. In modern western society, people can go there entire lives unmarried and still live happily. Today's greatest motivation for marriage is emotional support and gratification. If partners are not getting that, maybe notification of infidelity is the push that they need. 

6. We need to stop victim blaming. 
I am really fed up with people blaming the ending on a marriage on somebody for presenting the truth. The cheater is the only one to blame for his or her actions. The "other" did not sabotage the marriage. The person in the marriage did. 

7. The silence of corruption enables it. 
I think we all subconsciously know the real reason we don't want to get involved. Confrontation is scary and unpleasant. We want people to like us. We don't want to be a punching bag. I get it. But that's an incredibly selfish mentality to have. A unified silence protects corruption and allows the perpetrator to continue with destructive behavior because they don't see repercussions. Even if you leave the cheating situation, the perpetrator will likely continue the same behavior long after you. Why not present the victim the opportunity to rescue himself or herself? 

8. The truth always reveals itself. 
Although there are always exceptions, most likely a cheater will not get discovered through a one-time slip up. Most likely, the behavior is a pattern and getting caught is inevitable. Perhaps cheating is a much needed relationship self-sabatoge or the catalyst for some much needed couple's therapy. The sooner everything is out in the open, the sooner the necessary healing can begin. I feel like it's better to get everything out in the open than to let stressful suspicions drag.

9. It is your business. 
Another common argument I've heard about this subject is that somebody else's relationship is not the "other woman's" or "other man's" business. If you are inside of me, your marital status is my business. It's expected for one to disclose whether or not they are committed to somebody, just as it is expected to disclose whatever STI they may have. That is why one can file a lawsuit against a sexual partner for transmitting an STI if they knowingly withheld that information. 

10. Privacy is just an illusion. 
People talk. Stories unravel. The majority of rumors originate from truth. If you are doing something you are ashamed of, you probably shouldn't be doing it in the fist place.
Take some personal responsibility and stop being a shitty person.

Monday, January 4, 2016

I was Sexually Assaulted by my Rideshare Passenger

Disclaimer: All events described are based upon my accounts of the events that occurred on the evening of November 27th, 2015. 


Note: The perpetrator's identity will be revealed after his plea deal is complete. 

            My passengers are always surprised to see me.
            I’m almost always the first female driver they’ve had.
            We are a rarity, at only about 19% at Lyft, 15% at Sidecar, and 8% at Uber.

            As a new author and freelance writer, the gig works for me. There’s no schedule, boss, or politics. I can turn on my app anytime I want to make money. I can take off for a writing assignment, a workshop, a festival, or an overseas backpacking trip. For the first time in my life, I’m able to fully pursue my dreams, maintain a social life, and have financial stability.

            Shuffling strangers around town has been an incredible education on human character. I see subtle, but rude behavior when people make me wait several minutes for them to be ready for the ride, open food and drinks without permission, and leave garbage in my car. Rideshares have a strict rating system that ranges from 1 to 5 stars. It’s imperative that drivers get mostly 5 star ratings because at 4.6, we are at risk for deactivation. We can’t show a glimpse of frustration.

            Driving has taught me more about men than any father figure or boyfriend ever could. When they request a ride, they expect their driver to be their typical cabbie demographic. They make comments about their pleasant surprise from the expectation of being chauffeured by a middle aged Nigerian male, as if my millennial, Caucasian blondness is an extra treat. We are alone in my car. Our brief interaction is private and intimate. Though most men are polite, many carry on a sense of entitlement. They make themselves at home, tapping my shoulder, grazing my arm, or knee when they feel like it. They help themselves to my vehicle’s temperature settings and reach for my iPhone charger without permission. They divulge details about their wife whose libido died after having their baby and proceed to compliment my legs. They ask me about my romantic status and request descriptions of my sexual fantasies. Every time I reject a man who asks me out or evade threats of one-star ratings if I do not go home with him, I am reminded of the impossibility for an attractive woman to have a perfect review.  

            During our ride, I am their hostage.

            My intuition has sharpened to a level I never thought possible. I can feel people when they get in my car. I immediately sense when they want to chat or play on their phone in solidarity. There have been moments where a stranger has gotten in my car and I was immediately uncomfortable.
            But I never felt truly in danger until picking up (Name will be revealed when his case is finished). 

            It was around 6:45 pm on a Friday. I had made a personal rule to quit driving after midnight to avoid intoxicated passengers. Apple Cup, a yearly football game between the University of Washington Huskies and Washington State Cougars had kicked off at noon, spawning packs of inebriated fans stumbling through the streets like Purple and Red zombies.

            When I approached the bar my Rideshare app had summoned me to, I drove past two guys standing on the sidewalk. They waved me down to indicate that they were my passengers. I needed to turn around to get to their side of the road, so I drove onto the next street. I pulled into a neighboring driveway, stopped and paused. I considered canceling the ride and speeding off. I have no idea why. I decided not to. It looked bad in the Rideshare system to cancel a lot of rides. I had driven all the way there, found my passengers, and had no reason to refuse them. So, I ignored my gut and pulled around the bar. Suddenly, a couple more guys appeared, carrying a burly thirty-something with strawberry blonde hair, groomed beard, dressed in Huskies gear. Everything about his appearance emulated the vulnerability of intoxicated handicap except for his eyes. He stared at me with blood-chilling intensity. I looked at his friend and started to tell him to take him back in. He was too drunk for me to drive. But they tossed in my back seat, slammed my door, and scurried back inside the bar.

            We had a 13-mile ride ahead of us.

            I was hoping he’d sleep through it, but he sat upright. He didn’t buckle his seatbelt. When I made turns, his entire body, from torso up, rolled from one side to another in my backseat like a punching dummy.

            I’d seen it before. Just a month prior, Uber driver, Edward Caban had been attacked by Taco Bell executive, Ben Golden. Golden had been as drunk as my passenger and when Caban told him to get out, Golden reached from the back seat and began beating Caban, yanking him by the hair before getting sprayed with mace. 

            I did not have mace or a camera.

            Slurring,  (Perpetrator) began making comments about how attractive I was. He asked me personal questions like my name and what I did for a living. I gave vague, brief responses, praying he didn’t vomit inside my car. As I pulled on Interstate, I grew relieved by his sudden silence.
            About 5 minutes through the I-5 north, we hit a bit of traffic and I slowed to about 50 mph. Suddenly, he lunged from the back seat, grabbed my breast, and began kissing my neck and cheek. 
            Imagine the bewildering, fearful jolt that shakes you when a figure jumps at you in the dark. Now, imagine that happening while driving a vehicle on the Interstate. I nearly swerved into the median before I could register that I was being sexually assaulted.

            “Stop!” I demanded.

            He sat back in the seat for a moment and then lunged again, grabbing my breast once more, and continuing to kiss my neck and cheek.
            “STOP!” I repeated. “You’re going to make me wreck.”
            He finally backed off and curled onto my backseat, mumbling something about how he was “going to fuck me.”
            Our destination was his home in Shoreline, the outskirts of Seattle. Most of the area is poorly lit and residential. I thought about what happened to Caban and the way his nearly unconscious passenger snapped.  flared those same red flags but with a strong sexual undertone.
            To my relief, he started snoring.  If his friends had to carry him to my car, I didn’t know how I was going to get him out of it.  If I tried, how would he react? I realized that was walking into a cliché rape scenario.
            I pulled off the first exit and drove until I found a Fred Meyer crowded with shoppers.  Rather than the lot, I parked directly in front of the store, got out, locked him inside, and called the police.
            I initially tried to downplay the fiasco the way women are brainwashed to do. He was drunk. Perhaps I had somehow led him on by driving my car, trying to avoid conversation, and staring at the road. He hadn’t hit me or held a gun to my head. In hindsight, I saw intention in his actions. Had he buckled his seatbelt, he would not have been able to lunge at me. When police pulled him out of my car, I stood merely feet away to watch his arrest. They asked him his name. He glanced at me and said it was James- not even close to (Perpetrator). He’d been through this before, making sure to hide his identity from me. As the cops were handcuffing him, (Perpetrator) looked at me, snapped his gums, and gave me a saucy wink.

            (Perpetrator) had no remorse. Why would he?

            According to the RapeCrisis Center, 1 in every 6 Americans has been victim of rape or attempted rape. Nine out of 10 are women. However, only 6% of rapists serve a day of jail time. Those are just the recorded statistics. (Perpetrator) is not the first man to sexually assault me. He is just the first one I’ve reported.
            Upon reporting him, I’m under immediate scrutiny.  I tell people about the incident. They ask me if he was drunk, as if alcohol smudges predatory intention into careless debauchery. They ask me what I was wearing. They consider a provocative ensemble entrapment.
            There is no logic in (Perpetrator)s defense. There was no reason for me to pick a stranger and falsely accuse him of sexual assault. However, in order to protect that freakishly rare chance of a woman accusing an innocent man, hundreds of thousands of rapists escape deserving reprimand every year.
            This isn’t a Rideshare problem.  This isn’t a driver or a passenger problem. This is a male problem. Not every man has harassed a woman, but every woman has been harassed by a man.
          I had my monthly appointment with my therapist a few weeks after my assault.   She wanted to focus on the trauma I was feeling from it.
But truthfully, there is no trauma.
            It seems that a man lunging up from the dark backseat of my car uninvited, unsolicited, to grab my breast and kiss my neck against my will while I’m driving on the Interstate would be emotionally detrimental, but I was well prepared for it.
            I’ve been sexually harassed and assaulted my entire life. The subtle perverted innuendo of inebriated blue-collar men was thrown my way from as early as age 12. I was raped at 16. And throughout young adulthood, have dealt with unsolicited, nonconsensual breast, ass, hair, waist groping, crotch grabbing, pinching, and caressing at bars, parties, or any other substance infused social gathering that women have learned to accept as the collateral damage of attending.  I brace myself for cat-calls when I walk down street alone because it happens every time I do.

            I knew that it was a matter of time before their words turned into action, before the verbal assault became physical.
          The police told me I did the right thing. They praised me for staying calm. But I was ready. Running into a situation where rape was a serious possibility was inevitable.

            The most traumatic aspect of my sexual assault isn’t the action, but the reaction.

            What shakes me is that (Perpetrator)  was arrested and released the following day with a misdemeanor, despite the fact that he’s been arrested twice before. What disturbs me is the disheartened tone of the clerk, receptionist, and detective when they expressed the misfortune in the legal wrist slaps our Justice System serves the masses of sexual predators. What haunts me is that  (Perpetrator)  is a bartender, has a serious girlfriend, is a diehard Seattle Seahawks fan and is a groomsman at weddings.  (Perpetrator)  is nothing more than an average member of society.  

            I am not a uniquely unfortunate woman who has run into horrible luck with men.

            I am the norm. As a rideshare driver, the gratitude on the faces of my female passengers validate that statement. They get in my car with a sigh of relief and share their own harassment stories. Every single woman has lived a life of sexual assault, so fluent and accepted that we normalize it, shake it off, and remain silent.

            But I am done being silent.

This blog was written by the sexual assault victim, Maggie Young

Monday, November 23, 2015

An Orphan's Thanksgiving

I can't do light and fluffy small talk.

Even when I try, the basic questions like "What do you do for a living?" "Where are you from?" and "What is your family like?" open the door for a heavy synopsis on feminism, sexuality, and the corruption of southern culture that they didn't sign up for.

The other day, a friend of mind called me "eloquently confrontational," which was one of the best compliments I've received. The fact is, we all have our share of scars. Sugar coating them is just a flimsy emotional bandaid that ends up making us feel more isolated in our trauma.

I'm very open about my estrangement from my family.
This will be the third holiday season I've spent without them in my life.
The first one was devastating. For the second, I was moving on, but shaken up by the remnants of the PTSD from it all. But for the third, I am sincerely happy.

Thanksgiving is this week. When people ask me if I am spending it with my family, I answer with, "No. We've been estranged for about two years." Their expected response is,"Oh, I'm so sorry."
And I tell them not to be sorry because I am not sorry.

Our estrangement is wonderful!

My family dynamic was toxic and abusive, not because my stepfather was inherently evil and my mother didn't love me, but  because they were a product of a vicious cycle. While my stepfather was abused emotionally, sexually, mentally, and physically, my mother was curbed to live an enteral childhood that jives well with her husband's control.

I am not the only person who has been mistreated and ultimately rejected by my family for speaking out.  By speaking the truth and removing ourselves from that family, we have taken action to single handedly stop that abusive cycle.

Not only have I refused to be their victim, but I have channeled my turmoil into art that will help others who are going through similar situations. My outspokenness will encourage others to break their silence and be the change they want to see in human behavior. That is a really beautiful thing.

The most horrible people have blood relatives. Serial killers have blood relatives. We can't help what we were born into. All we can do is play the the best possible hand we were dealt.

For Thanksgiving, I am not spending $600 on a plane ticket to fly to a group of people bound by genetics, who don't even like each other, to celebrate a holiday that originates from the hostile takeover, rape, enslavement, and murder of millions of Native Americans, who will stuff their faces with a turkey that has locked in a cage, tortured, and pumped with hormones, only for us to show off our achievements, hide our struggles, observe who has gotten old, fat, and has made the biggest mess of their lives, only to talk trash about them to each other on the car ride home.

I am spending my Thanksgiving with a good friend whose obstacles make mine pale in comparison, who represents a beacon of hope, strength and optimism, and who always makes me feel stronger, happier, and healthier than ever before. I am spending my holidays writing, planning travels and adventures, and bonding with the people who positively contribute to my life.

My holidays of playing "fake family" are over.

Monday, November 16, 2015

So, you want to write a book?

I'm approached for advice on book writing regularly. Rather than continuing to cycle the same feedback, I thought I'd whip up a quickie blog on the subject.

First of all, I'm flattered by anybody coming to me. Thank you for thinking of me as a worthy source. 

I get it. The idea of writing a book is daunting. Just Another Number is a massive 400 pages. Every time I look at it, I feel like a 5'1" old lady staring at her 6'6" lumberjack son, wondering how the hell he came out of me. To this day, I have a miniature anxiety attack before every project. I don't know how the fuck I'm going to complete my next book, My Dilemma, which will have sex infused with politics, economics, and my dark family history.
But you know what I am going to do? I am going to write it the way I write everything, word by word.

That is the biggest mistake aspiring writers make. They think, dream, research, contemplate, and wallow in the idea of writing without ever writing.

I didn't plan on being an author. I wasn't even serious about finishing Just Another Number until I was almost done with it. Growing up, I occasionally wrote when I had to- when I was in such a state of despair that it was all I could think to do. I didn't write with intention until I took a community college Journalism course. I was 22, fresh out of the Navy, and on what I thought was a path to television. My final paper was a magazine article. My professor told me that I was talented and needed to submit it to the San Diego Weekly Reader. That article became Confessions of a Phony Navy Wife.  He encouraged me to write more. Having grown up without much parental support, I liked having a father figure who encouraged me and believed in me. Originally, I wrote for him. I wanted to make my teacher proud.
I wasn't confident in my writing voice, so I began emailing bits and pieces to friend. Their positive feedback was a high for me.
Something that very few people know about me, including my closest friends, is that I have always been a very lonely person. I grew up among a family that didn't really like or want me. My intellect surpassed my parents, so even during our best times, we couldn't connect.  I was very much trapped within the conservative cultures my southern upbringing and the military enlistment that followed. Even into adulthood, I am still perpetually lonely in my ambition. The majority of the American population is very "basic." The lives of my peers revolve around television, gossip, and partying. My work ethic isolates me. Writing became a gateway to human connection.

I've never denied my distaste for Southern culture. It's maliciously phony. It is purely image-based. The old south's language is passive aggression. It's entire structure is a sturdy barricade for abuse and corruption. I grew up in a world full of lies and secrets, where family bonding was merely intricately woven contempt. This is a culture whose cliche insult is "bless your heart." My only way of surviving and escaping the south was to embody its missing piece. My writing voice is the ultimate contradiction of southern culture: every variation of raw honesty, from the beautiful to the gruesome. Hailing from a world of facades, I wrote from the most private parts of me, which connected to readers on a very personal level.

I didn't choose to be a writer. I write because it's the only thing that keeps me from drowning in my struggles, that's mobilized me through emotional paralysis, that's assured me that I am not alone in this world, and that reminds me that my existence isn't in vain.

I want aspiring writers to know that this path is far from glamorous.  Writing is not something one pursues. It's something one falls into. True writers write because their soul has to. This path is alienating, rigorous, and rarely presents instant gratification. But if it is yours, it will be the love of your life.

You will only know if you try. The following are my rules to writing your book:

1.Write.  Just fucking write. Don't stress about premise, structure, your purpose, or how people will respond to it. All of those little details will come with time. You cannot write anything unless you write.

2. Write what you want to write. Don't worry about what's currently popular or what has been successful in the past. Don't even base your work off what your friends are interested in reading. A good book has nothing to do with genre, style, or structure. The most essential quality of any piece of art, whether it's a painting, a song, or literature is passion. If you've ever had bad sex, you know that passion, enthusiasm, and connection greatly surpass positions or technique. If you aren't into what you're writing, passion won't exist. And trust me, your readers will immediately sense that.

3.  Write how you want to write it. Seriously, screw all rules. My book doesn't have chapters. I make up my own words. I liked it, so I wrote it. Your book is your book. You have every right to put whatever the fuck in it that you want.

4. Write something you want to read. If you don't want to read your own work, you can't expect anybody else to. I read aloud to myself after I write a paragraph. That's my own personal technique. Feel free to try it.

5. Every reader's feedback matters. 

6. But don't take advice from another writer unless you love their work. And even then, you don't have to take it.  Writers can be narcissistic assholes. I'm pretty sure it's in our DNA. We are relentless, competitive, self-deprecating,  and jealous. Although some feedback is genuine, some is meant to sabotage you. Just think the stereotype of the girl that tells her friend that the hot dress she is trying on looks horrible on her so that she can be the pretty one. Go with your gut. If the feedback doesn't jive with your intuition, brush it off.

7. Your writing voice will develop with time and constantly change. Writing is like a muscle you have to exercise every day to grow strong. Every writer's voice is unique to them and will sharpen with time. There will never be a point where you have established a certain tone. Your work will constantly develop and alter just like you. We are never done changing.

8. Be willing to sacrifice. Writing a book takes a long time, especially if you have to work. What is play time for everybody else is your writing time. So, prepare for a lot of Friday nights with your laptop. Even after your book is complete, the marketing process is an even more strenuous monster. Anticipate devoting years to this. Be very selective with your free time. If you're serious about becoming an author, leisure will be a valuable rarity. Everybody has a potential book inside of them, but a very tiny percentage of them will actually write it. That's because that book will dominate your life.

9. If the sacrifice is worth it, you're doing the right thing.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Should women be allowed in combat?

I got this message today from a former shipmate this morning.

  • Hi Maggie. I would like to ask your dead to rights honest opinion on something we debate a lot on at work: what's your stance on women in combat roles? I'm only asking because this is a severe point of discomfort with my co-workers, and I never really get a good (smart) answers. Not asking to debate, just want to hear it from someone who supports feminist views.

    As a feminist and Navy veteran, this is a question I get all the time, hence the blog. Here is my stance on this.

  • There should not be a single organization, position, job, duty, or location that women are banned from- military or not. 
     Of course, women should be allowed in combat, just as they should be allowed in submarines, as Rangers, or Navy Seals. Sex or gender should not even be a component for qualification. 

    Do standards need to be lowered for women? 
    Absolutely not. 

    Will less women than men meet the physical requirements and demands? 
    Of course. 

    Let's compare this to height. There are less women over 6 feet tall than men. But that doesn't mean that there are not men who are under 6 feet tall and women who are over 6 feet tall. A woman who meets all of the requirements and passes all of the necessary tests should not be prevented from joining because of her sex. 

  • But what about bathroom facilities, berthing, sexual harassment, and rape? 
    With bathrooms and berthing: We need to be more gender-fluid as a society. Combat is rough. Men and women, gay, straight, bi, pan, trans, of all races, colors, cultures, beliefs, backgrounds are going to be surviving from working together as a team. They are going to be existing in some very rough conditions. They are going to be guarding one another from flying bullets when they dig up holes they have to shit into. Yes, they are going to have to share bathrooms and sleep in areas together. Get over it.

    Openly gay men are now serving in the military. And long before they were allowed to be open, a lot of homosexual relationships happened and have been happening for thousands of years. Men have a chance of feeling as exposed as women. The military simply needs to inflict harsher punishment for rapists rather than brush incidents under the rug as they are notorious in doing. 

  • Anybody, man or woman, who is not disciplined enough to remain professional does not have the discipline to operate deadly weapons.

    -But what if a woman happens to get pregnant? The government would have wasted all of that money on training her? If a woman trains and is ready to deploy and the gets pregnant, she can't deploy and that leaves the military in a lurch. They put money into this person and brothers/sisters in arms know they can rely on this person and now they have to train a new person for that position.

    Luckily, the military provides free birth control. A man can just as easily get injured as a woman can get pregnant- making him unable to fight with everybody else. And let's be honest- this nation wastes a disgusting amount of money on military force. The training for one pregnant or injured soldier isn't even pocket change compared to what they blow on warfare.

      Note: I am very anti-war. 

Friday, September 18, 2015

The Tourist Local Mating Dating Strategy

 The Value of Boundaries... 

I’d seen him a few times at last house on my street, shirtless, sweaty, crouched close to the grass, taking sips from his camelback between intervals of hammering away at the porch he was building. I’m often tempted to get wine drunk with girlfriends, bust out craft supplies and make a creepy collage of every man I’ve hooked up in the last two years. My pattern of white guys with dark hair, dark eyes, and groomed beards is hilariously consistent.

Porch Guy fit the profile. I was always on the phone or heading to yoga when I’d pass by, catching him at the edge of my peripheral gaze. I refused to look directly at him as if eye contact would display the soft-porn fantasy I had of being the resident of that house, bored and lonely in my philandering husband’s absence, serving him iced tea as my game plan to seduce “the help.” We looked at each other once and I could have sworn, almost spoke. But I wasn’t going to talk to him. I’ve racked up enough sexual experience to make my gay friends call me “Samantha Jones on crack.” But when it comes to initial introduction, I am a fumbling, jittery preteen.
           Technology has become my crutch. Like every civilized Millennial, I carry a single’s bar in my palm with my choice of dozens of apps that allow me to handpick my mates. I conveniently swipe though their make-or-break facts that used to unravel in initial conversation: age, physical appearance, education, career, hobbies, religion, taste in food, and all the other basics that roughly sum-up an appropriate match. But most importantly, digital dating has wiped out our obligation to be brave. We reject each other passively and anonymously. If we are talking, there is at least some level of attraction so when things fizzle, we know that we were pretty and appealing enough to be desired, but merely incompatible. Seasoned digital daters are like lions that have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they’ve forgotten how to hunt. Then it happened. Tinder served me Porch Guy, sliced and marinated.             


I hate dating. I hate the awkward introductions, the preliminary interview questions of where we are from or what we do for a living. I hate recycling my biographical monologue of a life story. I hate analyzing body language and facial expressions. I hate adjusting to new chemistry, new pheromones, new scents, a new dick, new territory, familiarizing myself over and over again. I hate walking away from a date so mundane that I’m cursing myself for skipping yoga, writing a blog, or that much needed grocery trip to Trader Joes. In fact, the only thing worse than a bad date is a good date.

           I am so emotionally selective that serial dating leaves me feeling dead inside. I’ll long for my soul to be awakened until it happens. The chemistry ignites. I’m lightheaded from giddiness. I’m nauseous from that butterfly combustion in my belly.  Really liking “him” feels like a hit of crystal meth. That initial euphoria makes me feel like the Empress of the Universe.  Then the date comes to a close and I am lying in bed, wired. The anxiety kicks in. From there, every scrap of communication from “him” is a quick fix that’s followed by a crash. Every chime from my phone amplifies my pulse, preparing my heart to race or drop depending on whether or not “he” is the one waiting for me inside my device.  The texts, calls, jokes, and dialogue that I’d barely acknowledged before becomes data for analyzing patterns and predicting outcomes. I like “him” so much that I’m longing for the end because the breakup recovery phase is the only thing I can control. The best-case dating scenario I know is putting a noose around my neck upon my cancer diagnosis.

I’ve dated every version of Mr. Wrong- the cheater, the compulsive liar, the sexually impotent. I’ve dated men addicted to alcohol, cocaine, and crack. I’ve dated men who cried after sex and a man who blew two-grand at a strip club on a Tuesday night because he was “tryna keep up wit Shawty Lo.”  I’ve dated adults who nailed black sheets to walls instead of curtains and thirty-something’s who smeared fake blood on the mirrors inside their Gothic middle-schooler zombie bedrooms.  I’ve been with men who insisted on always being the little spoon and men who slept in a fetal position when they were not plastered around my body like a tortilla around a burrito.

           Dating became more challenging once I moved to Seattle. As a gypsy through my twenties, geography has been the most common cop-out for dating difficulties. Singles blamed every city from the culture to the climate to the male to female ratio. But really, dating is generally just hard and even harder when dating with intention. I moved to Seattle a few months shy of my thirtieth birthday and it was the first city I planned on planting roots in. Before, every guy had been a “temp.” My future ex-boyfriends had a minimal requirement of moderate attractiveness and basic sexual functionality.  But once I was hunting for a long haul partnership, “functional” wasn’t enough. For my first eight months in Seattle, I went on nearly twenty first-dates and zero second-dates.
            “It’s sooooo hard to date in Seattle,” I often heard ladies whine, just as I’d heard in San Diego, LA, The Bay Area, Alaska, Tennessee, South Carolina, and Atlanta.
           But I disagree. During my two-and-a-half years as an active dater in the southeast, every man I went out with was a mild misogynist or a broken baby bird. My Seattle selectivity scored me employed, reasonably healthy, sound-minded, polite men. My most frequent dilemma was vanilla or incompatible personalities. Sometimes we clicked and other times that social obligation to sit down and try to talk to them was grueling. Sometimes it got physical, but not every time. The decision to never continue with a second date was sometimes mine, but not always. But it wasn’t until walk of shaming from Porch Guy that I found the root of my constant failure to launch: Me.
               Porch Guy hit all of the ideal check-marks: intelligence, politeness, reasonable age range, ambition, and clearly seeking a relationship. He opened doors, paid for drinks, and frequently delivered compliments. He also informed me about his lifelong friendship with Macklemore, his divorce that was still in the works, and his beautiful penis, even offering to send his “dick pics” to my gay friends to see what they thought of it. His failed marriage was the main topic of conversation. When I dared to tell him a bit about my past, he became edgy and defensive, remarking that he needed “something lighter.” But still, I slept with him- blankly and habitually. I didn’t understand how I could still remain friends with the guy I banged in a shed at a music festival the year before, yet the fore-play free, six-second, erotic charade with Porch Guy was the emptiest, dirtiest, and most melancholic sexual experience I’ve had in over a decade.


Hindsight quickly revealed my mistakes.
I didn’t have bad taste. I wasn’t blowing off nice guys while darting towards nightmares. My mistakes weren’t in my attraction, my conversation, or my sexuality. Time and time again, I was letting their initial, promising image blindside their flaring red flags. Porch Guy wasn’t evil. He was guilty of dating when his marital wounds were fresh. That uneasy ache in my stomach was the turmoil he took out on me. And I was guilty of knowing that and ignoring it.

People are potent drugs. In the haze of charm, attraction, hormones, emotions, bonding, and sexual tension, it is easy to lose sight of our standards. I needed to enter the dating game armed and equipped with precise boundaries.

My dilemmas:

I wasn’t ready.
 From what I’ve witnessed and experienced, doomed relationships are conceived when one or both partners come together during dark times in their life. When we are hurt, insecure, vulnerable, or broken, we are desperate for a companion to fill our emotional voids. But we cannot begin find our ideal partner until we know who we are, what we want, what we are worth, and what we deserve.
At thirty years old, I have had over fifty sexual partners, have been on over a hundred dates, and have had zero stable adult romantic relationships. It’s not that I wasn’t worthy of love.  I just wasn’t ready for it.  My grandparents remained in an unhappy marriage for over fifty years. My biological father wasn’t in the picture at all. My mother and stepfather’s marriage is a dictatorship rather than a partnership. My stepfather controls my mother and my mother caves into that control because it enables her to live an eternal childhood.  This does not mean I was romantically doomed. I just needed my twenties to break away from that toxicity and raise myself. I needed to travel, to get my education, to pursue my dreams, to sleep around, to make mistakes, to have my heart broken, and to gain the strength to halt the vicious, patriarchal cycle I hailed from. I wasn’t completely ready until my Porch Guy epiphany.

Blurred lines.

Is this a date or are we really just “hanging out?” Is this a romantic, platonic, or sexual situation?
I have spent nearly every night with a man, held his hand, introduced him to all of my friends, and kept an extra toothbrush at his place for a month, only to hear him refer to me as a “good friend.”
I’ve been in what I thought was a casual sex situation with a guy for two months before he asked me to meet his children and be a part of their lives.
I’ve had a man who didn’t even know my last name tell me he loved me and ask me to move in with him.
A man has picked me up, taken me to dinner, develop a mediocre connection with me, had decent sex with me, proclaimed his intention to continue dating me, and disappeared off the face of the earth.
Last summer, I met a man outside a bar, had an hour of great conversation, given him my number, assumed we were going to go on a few dates, only to meet at a bar near his house, accept his proposal for a sleepover, and deal with five-day delays of the thirty-four-year-old returning my text messages.
Six months ago, I Tinder matched with a man who lingered in the abyss of my Facebook friend’s list for months until his interest was piqued after reading one of my more sexually charged articles. We began chatting. He asked me to drinks. He came to my area of town. He told me he was casually dating a woman. He flirted. He paid for the drinks. Things never physically went beyond an instant where he awkwardly put his arm around me and then stopped himself. His body language and demeanor emulated “date,” while his habit of talking about ex girlfriends and relationship dilemmas emulated “friendship.” He is seeing another woman now. He will occasionally send me Facebook invitations to events and pick debates with me on my posts, but he never directly says hello or asks me how I've been.
Scoring a “soul mate” is not the end goal of every single male interaction, but I am too old, too busy, and too ambitious to waste my energy deciphering their mixed messages.
These men need rigid categories for friendship, fucking, and dating and their place needs to be abundantly clear for both parties.

-I am sexual as fuck.

Every person’s body chemistry is unique and measuring a “normal” sex drive is a naïve attempt. Whether with somebody or self-induced, I need to have an average of one to three orgasms a day. If I don’t, I will feel overly caffeinated, jumpy, and distracted.
I have been this way since I was nine years old. I have gone on sexual hiatuses of six to eighteen months before. But those gaps were due to me being slut shamed and self-deprecating. I was given a lot of hell for my promiscuity in my early twenties. The older I get, the more comfortable I become with my body. I enjoy experiencing men.
But I live in a society where my generation is coming of age in the hangover of the most drastic shift in gender roles of all time. For thousands of years, men have been programmed to divide women into roughly two categories: the wives and the mistresses. Their wives were primarily for reproducing and child-rearing, while their erotic pleasure remained isolated in brothels. I’ve grown up around men whose psyches carry a watered down version of this cliché. They have their Jackie Kennedy’s and their Marilyn Monroe’s. They have their wives and they have their lovers.
Growing up, I was taught that withholding my sexuality would secure love, while tapping into it would diminish my value.

Marilyn is empty because she is deprived love and respect. Jackie is empty because she is deprived passion and intimacy. John F. Kennedy is empty because he won’t allow himself the chance to find true fulfillment and compatibility in one partner.
This sexist mentality is outdated, but still very evident in today’s society. Every man presents himself as being more evolved than a John, but that is rarely the case. My sex-positivity has repeatedly shoved me into the Marilyn category.
I cannot single handedly shift the mentality of an entire generation, but I can certainly stop fucking John.

The only way to filter him out is to get to know a man mentally and emotionally before physically.
However, a fit partner may not come for another year, decade, if even ever. I refuse to put my pussy into hibernation.
Casual sex is a slippery slope. The dopamine released to the brain during sex is the same dopamine released to the brain when we are falling in love. The media’s constant depiction of casual sex evolving into love only feeds the destructive delusion that we should search for love through casual sex. No.
If I am going to have casual sex, it must be with somebody I am not subject to keep seeing on a regular basis. In man grazing through apps like Tinder, I am constantly coming across men who do not live in Seattle. Since I do not do long distance relationships, I divided bachelors into two categories: Locals and Tourists.
Locals are for dating and Tourists are for casual sex. Each category must have a different set of standards.

-I have a bad habit of seeing the world for what I want it to be rather than what it is.
In a perfect world, seeking love and partnership would not be about rules, regulations, and deal breakers. We could all just immediately let our guards down and open our hearts to one another. But we are dealing with flawed human beings, capable of hurting, deceiving, or abandoning us. In order to provide the sincerest love possible, we must be the best version of ourselves. Continuously walking into dating with blind trust is emotional masochism.  I compare my rules to going into combat with a bullet- proof vest. Praying for world peace won’t prevent me from getting shot.  In casual sex, I have to be shallow and a bit greedy. In dating, he has to earn his passage through my heart’s gates.

What do I want?:

It was very difficult to admit to wanting a relationship. My self-worth was so negative for most of my life that I genuinely believed that it just wasn’t an option. I made the best out of my status and convinced myself that I was only capable of casual sex.
Two years ago, I was at an all time low. After moving to the south to be closer to family, my life fell apart and a lot of truths from my past that I buried resurfaced.
I was unemployed and living with my grandmother when everything came to a head with my parents. (See Mother Burning for more details.) When I tried to open up to my mother about my stepfather, she cut me off and burnt every bridge she could behind me. She told my grandmother that I was crazy and “fantasizing about shoving her down a flight of stairs.” My grandmother, being a frightened, eighty-year-old widow, kicked me out of her home. Besides my younger brother, my entire family cut me out of their lives. I was left with poverty, homelessness, and dealing with every horrible, traumatic aspect of my past alone. My sanity was hanging by a thread. With nowhere to go, I decided to escape to an organic farm in Tampa where I could work in the garden in exchange for food and board.
Halfway there, my timing belt snapped and my car broke down.
           Every person who should have played an unconditional, supporting role in my life has abandoned me. Even if members of my family try to trickle back in, they have proven how flimsy and fleeting our relationship is.
            Sitting on the side of South Georgia highway waiting for a tow truck, I realized that I wanted the real, substantial, dedicated love I’ve never had. It would take me two years away from my toxic family to know that I deserved it.
Coupling off was once essential for survival. The male’s role was to hunt and protect, while the woman’s was to bare and nurture their offspring to ensure the continuation of the species.  Today’s society has long surpassed that necessity, but phrases like “two heads are better than one” and “it takes too wings to make a bird fly,” still ring true. But those wings must carry equal strength. While an incompatible counterpart will make me crash, a compatible one will make me soar. I want a partner- not somebody to be the center of my universe. My goal isn’t to find a man. It is to find a man who will support my goals.  My Tourist Local Mating Dating Strategy sets up a guideline of bare minimal requirements for the men I choose to date. Although meeting up to those standards makes a polite man, it doesn’t mean that we are well matched.
The biggest mistake my dates and I have made is going into it with no clue of what we are looking for. The following is what I want from a partner: 

-Knowing how to be alone: Not “technically single, but serial dating, sleeping with anybody who will let me, and dwelling over my ex,” but somebody who has spent an extensive period of time on their own, figuring out their identity, and enjoying their own company. That is the most common flaw I find in great guys. I want to be chosen for who I am- not because I am a warm body. 

-Be about something: He needs to have a sense of purpose, a reason to live, a passion, a motivation to wake up in the morning. I do not want to be the center of a man’s universe any more than I want him to be mine. I want us to both have other things to strive for so we can support one another on our paths.

-Be ready: I don’t want to “Netflix and chill,” while I coax him through his male aloofness. Fellas:  don’t date me until you are ready to date. If we are going on dates, we are dating. I refuse to introduce you to my friends as, “this dude I’m regularly sleeping with.”

-Be on my level mentally, sexually, emotionally, and spiritually.

-Take an interest in my writing and be evolved enough to not let the sexual content drive you crazy with judgment, jealousy, or sway you to objectify me.

-Show up: I am all about having individual lives, hobbies, and friendships, but I don’t want to be that woman dating this mysterious man my friends have never met. Make an effort to play a major role in my life.

-Take care of yourself: Exercise, eat healthily, groom yourself, smell nice, do your laundry, wash your dishes, and keep your home clean.

-Have something to contribute: I’ll just say it. I’m a particularly interesting person. I’ve had a crazy life that I’ve seen and done a lot with. My appropriate partner will be just as interesting and have just as much to contribute to the relationship. I have, time and time again, stood as the “entertainment” on my dates. I want somebody to entertains, impresses, and teaches me things as well. In fact, I want much more than that. I want somebody who motivates and inspires me. I want somebody whose existence amazes me.

-Friendship, intimacy, and passion: We must have all three. 

-This strategy is custom made for me. This is not meant to be a rulebook for every female to follow. The point of the Tourist Local Mating Dating Strategy is to establish boundaries and guidelines to end the repeated mistakes you keep making.
-Every human is their own unique individual, so boundaries will vary. That is how they find somebody compatible with them.
-My strategy is not meant to change male behavior. It is meant to filter out incompatible partners.
-A man who does not meet up to these standards is not necessarily a bad guy. He is just incompatible with me.
-You are always allowed to fall in love- no matter what.
-Even your Local behaves perfectly, you are not obligated to love him or continue dating him. These rules will not necessarily bring you love. The behavior can be wonderful, but lacking true spark.

A rule for both Tourists and Locals: You are not allowed to get involved with anybody who is in a committed, monogamous relationship. You are not the morality police. You are not responsible to find out any secrets a Tourist may be keeping, but if he makes his infidelities known, you are not allowed to participate in them.
Always use protection. The only time sex without condoms are permitted is in an established monogamous relationship after both parties have been STD tested and show one another their results.

Tourist rules:-A Tourist is anybody who resides outside Seattle’s King County. Their primary purpose is for casual sex, but they are also potential friends.
-They come to me: Unless they are staying at a nice hotel that I want to go to, they must commute to my area or meet me at my convenience. For safety purposes, I never give out my address.  They will come to cross streets near my home and I will go outside to confirm that they are the people the presented themselves to be.
-If I meet them online and am not attracted to them in person, they have to leave.
-Dinner or drinks are not required with a Tourist, but if they propose it, they have to pay. If they do not pay, I will leave the area immediately and never speak to them again.
- In the bedroom, they must go down on me before I so much as touch their manhood. If they refuse, they must leave my home immediately.  -The quality of my performance on them is based on the quality of their performance on me. If they rock my world, I’ll rock theirs. If they are mediocre, I will perform like an awkwardly freshly flowered, pillow princess. If I am dissatisfied, I will send them home.
-There is no set rule on whether or not they are allowed to spend the night, but I prefer them not to.

-We can part as friends or strangers.

A common dispute voiced towards my Tourist rules:

-Why are your standards to shallow and selfish?
Casual sex is a shallow act. Because most casual sex partners have no emotional investment in me, they are much more concerned about their pleasure than mine. When I leave a casual encounter having given more than received, it leaves me feeling dirty, used, and devalued. Even if I didn’t like the guy, I feel empowered when I get pleasure out of the experience. I have to have strict rules with casual sex because they are strangers. I don’t know them, don’t trust them, and do not have faith in their compassion or morality towards me. If they had intentions to give me a good time, they will.

Local Rules:     

A Local is anybody who resides within Seattle’s King County.
-       The Local needs to make an effort to come to your area, unless you want to go elsewhere.
-       You and the Local need to make it clear that you are not just “meeting up” or “hanging out.” You are going on an actual, non-platonic “date.”
-       The first date with a Local can be drinks at a bar, but no physical activity beyond a hug is permitted until he buys you dinner (Chipotle does not count.).
-       Although he is free to Google me and read my writing, we do not discuss my book in depth on the first date. This is because my writing subject matter often overrides the opportunity to get to know one another.
-       If the Local has been previously married, he must be legally divorced for a minimal of six months.
-       Unless he is referencing an event or a period in time, the Local cannot mention an ex girlfriend, prior sexual experience, or elaborate on his romantic past on the first date. If he does, there will be no second date.
-       If the Local gives any indication on being addicted to alcohol, medication, or any other type of narcotics, there will be no second date.
-       If the Local gets intoxicated on the first date, there will be no second date.
-       If the Local talks about sex or seems overtly flirtatious on the first date, there will be no second date.
-       The Local will fully pay for the first two dates. Do not pretend like you are going to pay. Do not play the “grab wallet” game. Sit back and wait for him to get out his credit card. If he doesn’t pay, never see him again.
-       The Local has a maximum of twenty-four hours to follow the date up with an “I had a great time. Let’s do it again,” phone call or text. If he doesn’t, there will be no second date.
-       Before and after the first date, the Local must initiate communication at least half of the time.
-       If the Local goes on a hiatus of a week or more without communicating with you, he is permanently friend zoned.
-If you like him, don't add him on Facebook.

A common dispute voiced towards my Local rules:
I thought you were a feminist. Why do you expect the man to pay for dates?
-Feminism is about establishing gender equality, but that does not require dismissing all traditional gender roles. It’s about having the freedom of choice. I, not as a woman, but as an individual person, happen to enjoy wearing makeup, skirts, dresses, and heels. I shave my legs every day because that’s what makes me comfortable. I am attracted to traditional dating chivalry. I want to someday be with a man who will buy me flowers when I’ve had a bad day. I find it attractive when a man can fix things around the house.
My dating hoops are what my imaginary father wants for me because yes, I want a man who wants to pick me up, opens my door, takes me to dinner, and pays for it without question. I want a man who actually enjoys the courtship charade because it’s fun. It makes me feel respected and appreciated. It makes me secure that I am worthy of good treatment. It also filters out the men who will be lazy in any relationship we may develop. I live in a city that people travel through all the time. I can get unattached, casual sex when I want and as much as I want. I do not have time to date a man who doesn’t want to buy me dinner. Why? Because that’s a huge turnoff- Just like cigarette smoking, negativity, lack of ambition, bad breath, and overgrown grizzly beards are to me.
Financially speaking, if he is compatible with me, he will likely be attracted to the way I look. My $100+ makeup, my $60 bra, my $20 underwear, my $55 Brazilian wax, and the 30 to 45 minutes it took for me to get ready by far financially outweighs the $10 to $30 he will spend on me when we go out. I’m a light drinker. I’m not into fancy, overpriced restaurants. I’m pretty low-maintenance.
There are men out there with strong principles against paying for women. That doesn’t make them bad people. But I certainly won’t be attracted to him.
Luckily, there are women who smoke cigarettes, love foot-long grizzly beards, and hate when men pick up their tab.


What I am learning about myself through this process:

-I am very monogamous.
I love the idea of Polyamory.  I don’t feel that monogamy is a superior method of companionship. But when I genuinely like somebody, even after one date, intimacy with anybody else makes me physically ill. When I am dating with intention, I don’t juggle. The damage of serial dating is that, whether or not the man of interest is right for me or not, my fixation on him will distract me from other potentially great mates. I have to focus on one at a time, fully recover when it doesn’t work out, and get back in the game clear-headed and openhearted.

-I am vulnerable to self-sabotage.
I don’t know what it’s like to be in a healthy, loving relationship of any kind. I want it. I deserve it. It’s got to happen for me sooner or later. But I have a bad habit of expecting the worst from people because that’s all I’ve gotten from the ones I’ve loved the most. I unconsciously hunt for the bad signs so I can run away and shield myself from pain as quickly as possible. I have very stable friend that I call when my doubts and fears overwhelm me. I am coaching myself through this, but it’s not easy.

-I have a hard time being affectionate. Even text flirting is awkward for me. I am so adapted to being in the casual zone that carrying on even a semi-romantic demeanor is out of my comfort zone.

-I need to work on my faith in humanity.
I believe wholeheartedly that I am worthy of love, but I have a hard time believing that somebody else will feel that way.

-I am a constant work in progress.

-Every failed courtship is a learning opportunity. 

What has happened since implementing my Tourist Local Mating Dating Strategy? :
With the Tourists: I’ve had much greater sexual satisfaction and more empowerment than ever. I have zero qualms about my casual sex boundaries. They tend to get a kick out of it too.
My guy friends call me a "player." I'm enjoying that.

With the Locals: After firmly establishing my rules, boundaries, and standards, I went on my first Local date with red flag radar sharp, strategically equipped to write him off at the first slip-up. After all, my strategy was designed from the flaws in every single date I’d ever been on. I was certain it would be another awkward cocktail, digging for interesting conversation, dodging his creeper glances and sexual advances with my thoughts drifting off about the errands I needed to run the next morning. I had basically written down the ideal man I’d never met. After a decade of mismatches, I could not expect my first, post strategy Local to magically embody my fabrication.

We made it past the first two dates, which was as far as my standards went. He met up to every single one of them. However, after three dates in the span of a month, I backed out. I liked him a lot and saw a great deal of potential for a partnership, but things felt very one-sided. We didn't fight, insult, or burn bridges. We parted cordially and I am open to having him back in my life later down the road if he learns to truly recognize and appreciate my value, but I'm not holding my breath. I could analyze the situation to death, but I will never completely know the depths of his perspective. What I can do is learn as much as possible from my experience. 

Lessons Learned through dating a man who covered the basics: 

-The Local and Tourist rules are only the bare minimal requirements:  Because Local #1 was the first man to meet the basic standards I set, I put him on a pedestal. We should never get gushy over somebody who merely meets our initial standards. We should get gushy once they go above and beyond them. 

-Look past the first dates: I had so many disastrous first dates that I never anticipated making it past two. The preparation for the long haul is even more important than the preparation for your first impression. I needed to really think about I wanted beyond the initial Local rules.

-Be on the same page: The questions, "What are you looking for? Why are we on this date? Do you want something casual or something serious?" seem a bit intense and only add to the typical job interview feel of a first date, but they are essential. The sooner you know whether or not your mind frames parallel, the better. There seems to be this stigma against admitting to seeking something long-term, as if we should all fake nonchalance and pretend to stumble into commitment. But I refuse to compromise what I want. 

Local #1 never ignored me or flaked on plans. He was always a gentleman on our dates. I enjoyed his company a lot. But I noticed him gradually drifting the moment he captured my interest. It took me a very long time to be truly ready for a partnership, so I don't blame him for not being in sync with me. But regardless of the nature of any relationship, desires need to correspond for both parties. 

-Actions speak louder than words: What has fucked me up the most in dating is basing a man's value on his words.  Often, chemistry can merely be the somebody on their best behavior.  I've found a lot of men tend to present themselves as being more emotionally invested than they actually are. They'll throw out subtle, empty invitations and promises of distant plans like camping trips months from now or being your date for your friend's wedding next year. While I was focusing on Local #1's remarks on the "babe" that I am, his enthusiasm for the hikes he wanted to go on with me, and the jokes about the politically incorrect Halloween couple's costumes we could come up with, I brushed off the fact he managed to reach out every day before our first date, yet dropped off the face of the earth for days after our date. I should have taken his words with a grain of salt and observed the gradual fade of his efforts to initiate conversation. I praised him for making time me in his busy schedule, but I failed to acknowledge that he never initiated or suggested any of those dates. The reality was that those stints of absence got longer and longer. I had the constant feeling that he was this bird who would fly away if I didn't pin him down with a date he felt obligated to attend.  By the way, that hike never happened and he had plans to be out of town for Halloween long before he met me. His actions showed me that he enjoyed the chase rather than the kill. The more interested I was, the less interested he became. There's nothing wrong with that. But he wanted to play a game I've outgrown. 

-Trust your gut: The early dating phase should be a blast. That is the time for butterflies and giddiness. But I immediately felt anxious after my first date with Local #1, which only amplified over time. Something gnawed at my intuition, as if telling me to get out. My appetite plummeted. I began having issues sleeping. I rationalized it. I blamed my stress on PTSD from my past until what I needed to do became too obvious to ignore.  

-If you're not hearing from him, you're not on his mind: Local #1 had a tendency to disappear. He would never ignore me if I reached out, but I began to feel like an invasion in his life. If he was out of town, he was completely MIA. At the end of the day, a text takes two seconds. No matter how busy somebody is, there is always a moment to say hello or send a photo. There is always time to touch base. I noticed that I heard from Local #1 every single day before our first date. It wasn't much- just a few texts to see how my day was going. At that time, I could have taken or left him. I wasn't that interested. I could tell that he was reminding me of his existence just enough to keep me from forgetting about him. The fact that those efforts ceased the night we met should have been a major red flag.

-Your priorities need to be compatible:  Local #1 travels a lot for both work and pleasure. He's highly ambitious and career oriented. He also has a lot of strong friendships and a busy life. I really liked all of those things about him. I prioritize my career over people, but a love interest is always included in my social priorities. But he didn't seem enthusiastic about making time for me when he was free. In fact, he never once was the one to initiate dates. The final straw for me was when he had just returned home from town. He would be leaving town again soon after that. He had a cold. I offered to cook him dinner. He declined the invitation, saying that he just wanted to "lay low." That really hurt. It was the only time I'd ever offered to do something so intimate for a man and he brushed it off with nonchalant indifference. 
 When I realized that he wasn't even willing to pop a DayQuil to come over and eat food that I would spend all day cooking, I knew that I was wasting my time. He wanted me on his terms and at his convenience. Even if we continued to see each other, he would have never respected me. The situation was a lose lose. My only way was out. 

(Note: Local #1 isn't a dick. He either wasn't into me or wasn't in a place to date. Regardless, I wanted something he either couldn't or didn't want to give. And that's fine. He was never obligated to be what I wanted and I was never obligated to continue dealing with it.) 

-Be honest with what you want: I've never had romance. I've never had a man leave flowers at my doorstep on a day he knew I'd be sad. I've never had a man take mental notes of food I liked and randomly leave it in my refrigerator. I've actually never once had a man surprise me with anything. Those things are incredibly valuable to me and I'm completely worthy of them. I want to be romantic with somebody. I want to form a partnership in which we make our lives more exciting. I am dating for the long haul now. The early courting phase is the foundation for a relationship. That's when people are on their best behavior. If I don't see a hint of effort, romance, or spontaneity in the beginning, I know it will never happen. I don't want to be robbed of that opportunity by wasting my energy on somebody who won't give me that.
Not everybody is a romantic, but I am a diehard one. I am a writer. I love a good story. I don't want my love story to begin with me forcing my way into somebody's heart.

Don't focus on whether or not he likes you. Focus on whether or not you like him: Ladies, we don't have to get married anymore. The next time you are stressed in the height of your anxiety in the early stages of dating or in the midst of a relationship rough patch, coping with abandonment, betrayal, or having your heart broken for the hundredth time, I want you to look back in history and what it was once like to be a woman. Merely one hundred years ago, a woman's options were marriage or poverty. Never mind love, passion, or sexual chemistry- she was just grateful when he didn't beat her. For the first time in history, women can pick and choose their mates and live a reasonably happy, comfortable life if they never find the right match. Women of the past would have killed for the option to rebound with a solo vacation to Fiji and a fling with the pool boy. Remember, this is your absolute worst case romantic scenario. If the courtship is not making you happy, it serves no purpose.